The Benefits of Being 80

My Neighbour Vera, will be 80 soon. She is doing well, 21 with 59 years of experience.

She told me that the government kindly up your pension when you get to 80, by a whoopping 25p per week.
If she saves that up for a month, it will buy her a whole 1 litre of milk, and if she shops carefully, there will still be some change left over.

Gordon is doing great things with th £150 billion extra he is printing.

So next time there is an election, don't vote, or the government will get in.